Blockchain was telling self-effacing jokes about himself to a group of people.
“Hey, did you know that I’m so slow, it takes me ten minutes to blink?” he quipped.
The audience laughed.
“And did you know that I’m so energy-intensive, I have to take a nap after every transaction?” he continued.
The audience chuckled.
“And don’t even get me started on my vulnerability to attacks and hacks. I’m like a banana peel in a hurricane,” he joked.
The audience laughed again.
“But seriously, I’m not the most versatile or flexible technology out there,” he admitted. “I’m like a one-trick pony, but hey, at least I’m really good at that one trick!”
The audience chuckled.
“And let’s be real, I’m not exactly the most user-friendly technology out there. I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, except instead of just twisting and turning, you also have to solve advanced math problems,” he joked.
The audience laughed.
“And have you heard about my scalability issues? I’m like a small town road that gets congested every time a new person moves in,” he quipped.
The audience chuckled.
“But despite all my weaknesses and limitations, I’m still a valuable and important technology,” he said. “I may not be perfect, but I’m still doing my best to make the world a better place, one decentralized transaction at a time.”
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The audience applauded and laughed.
“Thanks, thanks,” Blockchain said, bowing. “And now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go take a nap. These transactions are exhausting!”
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